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tambourine girl 

cute chick that gets hired to make a band look better,
she ussualy can't play for shit, but that does not matter if she looks good on stage, usually a girlfriend of the bands sax or guitar player
Chantal Ursula Magdalena Ughi
tambourine girl of the world famous Jam Band
S.L.A.M.
tambourine girl by TIOTL December 24, 2005

tambourine 

A cirular instrument with little jinglers on the outside. It goes Shiackachickachicksachicak when shaken.
Is that a tambourine in your pants or is your pocket just making jingling shickashisaihsia noises again?
tambourine by Paul C. April 4, 2006

rusty tambourine

1. A poorly maintained tambourine. Perhaps because it got dropped in a puddle or left outside or something.

2. Like a rusty trombone, but for people who can't really play an instrument.
1.
"Hey buddy, that's a pretty rusty tambourine."
"Yeah, I guess I dropped it in a puddle or left it outside or something."

2.
"I thought it would be hot if I got a rusty trombone from Janet, but it was sort of like getting an amateur prostate exam and an indian burn at the same time. It's like kids aren't learning anything at band camp nowadays."
"You shouldn't say 'indian burn,' dude. That's not cool."

tambourine banging gypsy 

1. A mechanically inept mechanic. Primarily automotive. One whom is incapable of completing tasks at hand. They also are counter productive to thier work enviroment and cause mental anguish to thier co-workers.

2. A generally incompotent individual. Someone who at the same time causes progress to be halted by simply rewarding you with their presence.

They directly associated with Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac dancing and banging a tambourine in a sun dress however during the act nothing is being accomplished aside from creating an annoying noise and distraction to co-workers.
Will: "What the fuck is Armin doing with that car? Is it still making that loud noise?"

Ian: "The only noise I hear is that fucking tambourine banging gypsy faggot cocksucker down there fiddling around."

Will: "Oh that's what that noise was!"

tambourine 

A musical instrument commonly used as a distraction during a catastrophic, horrific, or otherwise epic event.
Guy 1: A man wielding a tambourine in Longview totally went ape-shit today holding a busful of children hostage and cursing profanities at an elderly lady trying to give the children candy.

Guy 2: what...the...fuck......!!!WHY DID HE HAVE A TAMBOURINE!!!
tambourine by Nacho-Cheez August 24, 2009

tambourine 

A kinky sexual act; when a female clothespins small bells onto a man's scrotum, and then hits the scrotum repeatedly, evoking a wild pleasure in the man

how your father met your mother
Honey, I'm feeling up to some kinky things tonight. Tambourine me?
tambourine by thejokersmokertoker August 31, 2010