Take me don't wake me

When consenting adult partners agree in advance to allow and prefer their partner to have sex with them while sleeping.

Listen babe, I'm tired and going to bed. If you get in the mood, take me don't wake me.

by KeViN2017ABC123 May 4, 2017

take me to the pilot

1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.

2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played

Did you want to take me to the pilot tonight?

by SaunderShower May 19, 2020

Take me down

When a girl says ‘take me down’ she’s usually referring in a sexual sense.

“Take me down, daddy.” She doesn’t mean take me to a festival she means bring the festival to me and put me on the Ferris wheel of your penis.

Take me down tonight baby.

by Emmarayne November 11, 2017

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014

take me to your dealer

A phrase seen on posters and T-shirts in the late eighties up to the mid nineties. Has a picture of an extra terrestial with a light on hsi finger. A parody to "take me to your leader"

(n.) One seen wearing the above mentioned attire or with a similar poster on thier wall or bumper sticker.

Check out "take me to your dealer" over there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

take me to the edge

when one person masturbates another person right to the point of ejaculation.

take me to the edge, then throws them off makes them cum.

by bind torture kill June 29, 2016

take me now, sailor!

sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.

"Hey Babe; gimme yo' digits."
Take me now, sailor!

by fool89 November 17, 2007