A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
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1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.
1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"
by vulveeta September 1, 2003
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(like the fact that Peacock's have long beautiful tails purely to get laid).
(like the fact that Peacock's have long beautiful tails purely to get laid).
Confused Freshman (staring at hug course bulletin): What class should I take?
Experienced Senior: Yo man, you should take French-It's such a Peacock's Tail. You'll be boning hot girls in no time.
Confused Freshman: You are wearing such a tight pants-you have a huge moose knuckle.
Experienced Senior: No worries. It is a Peacock's tail.
Experienced Senior: Yo man, you should take French-It's such a Peacock's Tail. You'll be boning hot girls in no time.
Confused Freshman: You are wearing such a tight pants-you have a huge moose knuckle.
Experienced Senior: No worries. It is a Peacock's tail.
by orangepotiron April 23, 2009
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by bob2468 December 22, 2009
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Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"
Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"
Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."
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