Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas A Dream

The best saying ever. It was said in an episode of College Humor's: Jake and Amir. It's been said throughout the seasons, but there is an episode called "Twas a Dream". A "laugh-out-loud" moment. Amir get's into his rapping moments, and blurts it out. Possibly one of the most famous quotes on Youtube.

Amir: "Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream!"
Jake: "Was it really?"
Amir: "Nay, it really happened"

by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010

twatsicle

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.

"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

twasterd

straight up fucking wasted

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell

by gel&kate September 9, 2010

Twatsocket

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

Twatson

The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.

Twatson: Did you guys know that the national sport of Arkansas is driving?

by rectumranger31 April 21, 2010

Twatsplosion

The expulsion of vaginal fluids from the vagina after they have built up inside of a female for a short period of time. Once the area is probed by an object, the vaginal region becomes massively moist in a period of only serveral short seconds.

Just when I thought Mary was very dry, my fingers parted her lips and I felt a twatsplosion.

by subnetmask July 3, 2004

Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.

I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!

by Masta Z September 6, 2013