Texas Turnbuckle

The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked “ Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?” Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, “The Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.”
by JBDD August 17, 2019
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Tasmanian turnbuckle

While having intercourse in the vagina the man pulls out ejaculates onto his own penis then gets up on the nightstand or headboard and tries to penetrate the anus of partner by jumping penis first
Chad the baker tried to give me a Tasmanian turnbuckle the other night.
by Tasmanian turnbuckler May 12, 2018
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tennessee turnbuckle

Completely spontaneous sex in the middle of a public place.
"What'd you do last night, bud?"
"Not much bru, just gave Michelle the ol' Tennessee Turnbuckle at O'Malleys'"
by EddieBabylon July 19, 2014
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Louisiana Turnbuckle

Louisiana Turnbuckle
When a woman wears tight panties and her wet pussy lips hang out over the sides looking as damp as the Bayou.
Man, I got her home last night and noticed her Louisiana Turnbuckle. Damn thing was so bad it looked like a crawfish was climbing out of there.
by No Ugos November 21, 2013
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Eating the turnbuckle

Marty was so horny last night he spent it eating the turnbuckle on Kevin's mom.
by Poopdogfart February 18, 2017
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Eating the turnbuckle

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.
by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017
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Ohio Turnbuckle

The act of defecating on the bed, placing the top sheet over, and without telling your partner, throwing them WWE style onto their back. The sex normally would continue from this point forward.
I definitely think an Ohio turnbuckle would bring some spark back to your failing marriage.
by QumMan February 09, 2023
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