Tuition

1. An imaginary number invented by college administrators to inspire fear in middle-class parents and new students.

2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.

3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.

College President: "What should Tuition be next year?"

Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."

College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"

Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"

by Peter Kobs February 12, 2010

tuition genie

An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.

Sober guy:"Dude I'm broke"
High guy:"YOu must've been ripped off by the tuition genie"

by MC the evil french clown May 21, 2008

oprah-tunity

Another word for opportunity, used mainly when you want to make something mushy and emotional.

Steve: My cat died.
Chuck: This is the perfect oprah-tunity to talk about when MY cat died.

by Geoff Girardin December 31, 2007

College Tuition

The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.

Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"

Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"

Tuition bill: Meets shredder

by x-crazy April 7, 2009

tacitonic

Music that can be understood or implied without being stated.

That is tacitonic.

by tacitonic February 23, 2021

Tacit

Adjective;

Something implied but not expressed: understood or implied without being stated openly.

A tacit agreement.

by Jafje September 24, 2007

tunit

A gang related member of the bloods settled in California and or on the westside.

"Damn Tunit just destroyed that crip named matt from the bronx"

by RyandMan June 11, 2006