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Tristian

Cupcakes are made of good things, but cabbage should not be consumed in square bowls.

A person made of glitter and urban socks, Don't make him strudel or he'll spank your Aunt.

He only pays in eftpos.
Boy: Do you know a guy named Tristian?

Girl? Yes.

Boy: Excellent.
by Fireflies604 August 23, 2011
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Oh shit I’ve got Tristian
by Hshzvsus January 12, 2019
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A ugly fag who doesn’t have any friends. He is the worst person/fighter in the world you don’t want to be friends with this person.He has a small dick and can’t get any girls bc he’s gay!!!
Who’s that gay guy?
Oh he’s probably a Tristian
by Dumbest boy February 24, 2019
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Tristian is such an asshole.
by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019
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Tristian is the sexiest hottest person you will ever meet he is most likely Bisexual and has the best friends one can ask for he’s great in bed and rock hard at all times of the day he’s sweet and will give you whatever you want including but not limited to the “D” he’s loyal and talented and if you find a Mrs. Cham Cham he’s probably her twin
Friend: hey Tristian what’s up
Tristian: My dick
Friend: Oh god
by Tristian J June 28, 2019
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One of the most emotionally detached people ever, but knows how to fuck. He’s worth the emotional trauma. Whatever girl ends up with him will be one lucky big.
Wow, Tristian has such big meat.
by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019
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A boy with a monster cock and all the girls a paul Demarais love him he's so sexy and handsome I still can't get over the size of his cock its about 10 inches.
Tristian is massive
by Martineau October 28, 2020
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