Token straight friend

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight

Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again

by thattokenstraightfriend May 6, 2018

Towel Floss

When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)

My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.

by Harry Cockalitious March 14, 2010

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017

Happy Towel

A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.

After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid

by Grendel177 January 1, 2015

Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"

I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

Towel Time

Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.

"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"

by sunsetfunset January 5, 2009