TILF

1. Teacher I'd like to f*ck
2. Ezra Fitz

Can't blame Aria, Mr. Fitz is most definitely a TILF.

by fouzzball June 5, 2011

tilf

the acronym for teacher id like to fuck

ms. hugger is a tilf!!

by prod October 23, 2003

TILF

Teacher I'd Like To Fuck

you know you all have one....

Zara: "Mr. Lapish is deffo a TILF"
Kay/Bella/Steph: "OMG yeaaahhh"
Sangeetha: "eeeww no!"

by Zara-X- October 12, 2009

TILF

"Timber I'd Like to Fuck." Used to refer to a sexually attractive, hardcore fan of the Portland Timbers Football Club, of either sex. Person of reference is generally a member of the Timbers Army. Can also be used in reference to any current or former Timbers player or member of the Timbers coaching staff.

Fan 1: Dude, that girl's got a BIG axe!
Fan 2: Oh, what a TILF!
Fan 1: I've got wood. TIMBERS! *** TIMBERS! ***

by [AOP] Chief December 9, 2010

tilf

Teacher I'd Like To Fuck.

An extremly hot teacher, everbody want's to have sex with

Henriette is a tilf, Steeff thinks so

by Shuki June 1, 2006

tilf

Twink I'd love to fuck

omg.. kirito is a tilf

by Liric November 7, 2019

tidalflux

1) An anally inserted device
2) A very very stupid person
3) One with no dick

1) I stuck a tidalflux up my ass that day
2) Tidalflux was so stupid, he had no idea who the person in the mirror was
3) Sathish is a tidalflux, thus he has no dick

by tychien April 2, 2005