thumper

A person who is either closeted or does not yet know they are gay. Called a thumper because they are in the closet and banging on the door to get out.

Bill is such a thumper! If you listen closely, you can hear the hinges rattling on his closet door.

by triple_lizard September 16, 2008

Thumper

From the bay area circa 1999. Made from the sound of a gun, later goes on to be slang term for a gun.

Keep my finger on my thumper, twist wigs back, head crack. ~E40

by Wolf May 13, 2005

Thumper

A very large ass. Comparing it to the ass of a rabbit off the movie Bambi.... Thumper.

Damn look at that bitch rite there, that bitch got a thumper.

by Snoeflyke February 19, 2010

Thumper

Thumper is Quadded’s messenger and a prophet, he is also a cat

BRO IS THAT THUMPER?!

by Quadded nation September 3, 2021

thumper

A pistol, pref. something that is a semi-auto

Niggas started gettin HYPHY so i let my thumper go to work,---- Blah, blah---- left his ass wet, made his Peacoat look like a fish net

by Will tha Thrill 5900 December 28, 2005

Thumper

Gun Weapon Heat whatever da fuck u call it

It just thumps you like a gun

by Numba1stunna March 3, 2005

Thumper

A branch of obnoxious drivers who pack their cars with ridiculously powerful subs, and blast shitty, overly synthesized, "thumpy" rap music to assert their dominance. In most cases, thumpers can also be referred to as rattlers, due to the intensely low frequency vibrating shaky or loose parts in the car's frame, emitting an even more annoying rattling sound.

Friend 1: "I didn't get any damn sleep. Fucking thumpers kept strolling by my house".

Friend 2: "Dude, I know! Just this morning, I was sitting at a red light, and my rear-viewies were shaking from a thumper two cars behind me!"

by IsraelHands09 October 5, 2011