Theatre kid

Theatre kids are definitely wrongfully stereotyped. Everyone thinks that these kids are absolute dorks and geeks, who get horny all the time and have the worst sex lives (some are lucky to have INCREDIBLE sex lives, though), but to every single person out there who has ever thought that... YOU'RE WRONG.

Theatre kids are the absolute BEST types of people you will ever meet, depending on where you go for school. You should be warned that theatre is MOST DEFINITELY a CULT. The frontrunners of this cult are known as "theatre geeks", who are destined to a life in either musical theatre/Broadway, or the movie industry. However, these kids are mostly accepting, kind, and good-hearted, as much as they are loud, outgoing, and sometimes crazy (but in a good way). Again, this mostly depends on the kids involved with theatre at your school. Sometimes, theatre kids are also known as musical theatre kids, but that all depends on whether or not they like to sing. Theatre kids don't have to be actors, as they can also be "techies", which are the stage crew people. Nonetheless, NEVER JUDGE ANY OF THEM. 9 times out of 10, they're really awesome kids and you should get to know them better. :)

How do I know? Because I AM a theatre kid myself.

Person 1: Hey, you see those theatre dorks over there?
Person 2: Shut up, everyone knows that they're not dorks. They're theatre KIDS.

Theatre kid by wholikespizza March 29, 2022

theatre kid

erin.

what is a theatre kid?? ERIN !!

theatre kid by iloveerinwithallmyheart August 6, 2021

Theatre Kid

A person who:

*Sings Defying Gravity while walking in the hallways

*Dances in class randomly

*Is probably a member of the Newsies fandom

*Is not talking to themselves, but are actually rehearsing their monologue

*Has strange inside jokes with their fellow theatre kids

*Grabs other theatre kids food without even giving it a second thought

*Is gender blind and changes in front of ALL

*Probably obsessed with the current show they're in

*Loves the spotlight to a fault
*Is usually named Jordan, Madison, Drake, or Josh
* Is hated by all man kind

Girl 1: Did you see her?

Girl 2: Yeah she just started singing out of nowhere...

Girl 1: Oh, she's one of those theatre kids.

Theatre Kid by ~Calvin March 13, 2019

Theatre Kid

Emo teen, who recently learned how to tie a slip knot.

Wife: Why is that teen so insecure?
Big Buff Husband that has a lot of muscles: they are a Theatre Kid lmao
Wife: ok lmao

*they griddy away to Spencer's®.*

Theatre Kid by Honk Goop July 10, 2022

theatre kid

gigi. that's it. that's the definition.

hey girlie this one's for you x I'm telling you you're such a theatre kid!!!!

theatre kid by cheung dan na August 29, 2022

Theatre Kid

Typically those who attempt to take their group of friends into theatre, completely ruining the experience for everyone trying to have a good time. These kids will normally have their head stuck so far up the director's butt that they can see the light on the other side. Said kids usually have god complexes of themselves, think they're obviously superior, and spend the majority of their time worrying about how to show their body on stage instead of their acting.

Phil: Hey, I was thinking about trying out for the next play, do you know if i'll need to memorize a monologue?

Karen: Um, DUH. Idiot.

Phil: Sheesh, Stuck-up theatre kid. Just forget it.

Theatre Kid by EllaMentry. September 3, 2009

Theatre Kid

After years of resarch, we've found out every theatre fandom is dogshit. So, every theatre kid is dogshit. Theatre kids like theatre stuff.

"I'm a theatre kid."
"Oh, now I understand why you hate yourself!"

Theatre Kid by a kid who likes theater October 5, 2020