Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

The Guy Who Shits In The Shower

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.

The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix

by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021

nice guys finish in the shower

A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.

Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.

by fattycatty April 4, 2011

toast in the shower

Burnt (toast) out gay wet (shower) sex

"I'm so tired"
"Toast in the shower?"
"Yep"

by Al Greenburg January 17, 2014

Horses in the shower

2 or more horses who take showers together and make videos of themselves doing it. People enjoy these videos and are becoming very popular nowadays.

Andrew: "Georgia, have you seen the new Horses in the Shower video?"

Georgia: "Why yes I have, Andrew."

by Alendrew August 9, 2010

Hit the shower

verb. To take a shower.

Time to hit the shower and get gangsta'd up from the feet up cuz i'm gonna party tonite.

by Swoopa January 24, 2009

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016