the salty spittoon

A salty spittoon is when your girl has cum in her mouth and spits it into another girl's asshole

Dude bro last night I gave my girl and her best friend the salty spittoon

by handlebar poopstache June 10, 2016

The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022

The Salty Seafoam

When two willing adults get down on all fours and place whipped cream in their butt cracks, pressing their butts together farting simultaneously. Then quickly turning around to pee on eachother. Thus creating a explosion of salty whipped cream delight!

Instead of listening to white noise wave music we created our own ocean bliss by performing The Salty Seafoam. Feel the breeze!

by Briney January 16, 2023

The Salty Q-Tip

(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.

Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?

Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.

Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.

Kristy: You have no idea.

by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012

The Salty Pleasing Punisher

After recieving a massive load in your mouth you spit it back up &grab your nearest mouth wash and gargle for 2 minutes. after yourr gargle you swallow it and you recieve a cool yet salty yet pleasing texture taste in your mouth Leaving you with nice breath and a perfectly white&clean smile. =

Hey Josh just blew a big load in Ryans mouth.. eye witnesses say that "before ryan went in he had nasty moldy yellow teeth but when exiting he came out with minty fresh breath and a pearly white smile.. Damn that nigga must of got "The Salty Pleasing Punisher!"

by CheifMaster January 4, 2009

The Salty Porcupine

While engaging in sexual activity with a woman, pull out your cock and slide your fist into her pussy. After sliding the fist in open all five fingers and thrust your hand up and down as fast as possible creating a porcupine-like atomosphere.

Joe opened up his hand inside her and made her feel the essence of the salt...

by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005