Dogs in the Pond

A variation of Dogs in the Tub; While banging someone who has a large vagina or "Loose Burger" due to child birth. A gentleman places his testicles inside the woman along with his penis. Thus making it easier for the entry of the 'Dogs'.

Ingrid was sad after she had a child because her beef curtains had been destroyed. Harvey cheered her up by putting his dogs in the pond.

by G.T. Collins June 13, 2009

dropping the kids off at the pond

To poo; the act of taking a shit.

In the morning, after a bran muffin and a couple of cups of coffee, I really get the urge to drop the kids off at the pond.

by idgaf January 23, 2004

across the pond

TransAtlantic; referring to a country on the opposite side of the Atlantic from the country where this is said. E.G. in America, saying "across the pond" would usually refer to England, and vice versa. However, it could also refer to Africa or continental Europe.

And when I do some broadcasting across the pond, I have to speak with my best British accent or they won't pay attention to me.

by jengajam24 April 17, 2010

Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.

Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.

by Berserker December 9, 2004

Its in the Pond

an expression to explain where everyhing lost or hidden is located

after blake read his hatchet clue the lunch tent was filled with chants of "Its in the Pond"

constant vigilance

by the CIT July 11, 2011

Walk around the pond

An excuse to partake in the fruits of the devil’s lettuce. Usually at a relatives house such as you grandparents because of the large amount of land they own usually has a pond on it.

Yo ma Tommy and I are gonna take a “walk around the pond”

by Pondwalker December 4, 2020

Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on SECOND and third base respectively.

NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).

I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.

Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!

Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!

by BORN2FISHMQ2 April 13, 2013