nexting

Nexting is a technique used to remove someone from your life in a clean, efficient manner that causes minimal to no drama. Tantrum whores, liars, users, schemers, drama queens, faggots and losers are typically the kinds of people who are subjected to nexting.
Dave: Can you believe it, Katie slept at Mikes house last night.
Jason: WTF, she told me she was at Mels all night and doesn't know anyone called Mike.
Dave: Man I am sick of all her lies, it's nexting time.
Jason: Fuck yeh, nexted.
by L-DogHk August 13, 2009
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Next!

An expression used to cut someone off while they are talking; A form of disrespect to let someone know that you lack care in his/her conversation.
"Excuse me miss..." the lady replied, "Next! Boy please!"
by Dorothy Lawrence May 17, 2006
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Nexted

1. the act of being removed from a video chat with a random stranger on chat roulette. 2. the act of selecting next while on chat roulette
Oh man, no way! She just nexted you dude! What a jerk.
by chatrouletteuser March 6, 2010
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next

The statement you use when someone clearly has no talent and/or is unworthy of praise, status or limelight of any sort.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.
Mick: "man, that guy's act really sucks"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"

or -

Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"
by toroboy October 5, 2009
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Nexting

Nexting is when you're walking / talking / hanging out with someone and they see another friend of theirs and immediately ditch you and start talking to them and leave you behind.
Kate: I saw you walking with Laurie a few minutes ago. Where is she?
Me: Laurie? Right. She nexted me for Kim.
Kate: Dang, sorry. I know what it's like to be nexted, nexting sucks.
by BoppinStrawberry November 30, 2016
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next

Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.

God, I'm bitter.
"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"

"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."

"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"

"Shitcock"
by Andrew Callaway January 25, 2004
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Next

Show on MTV where contestants go on dates and if the person doesn't meet to their standards, you can "next" them and they go to the next person.
Abby wanted to know what Daniel's hidden talent was, so he farted with his armpits and she said next.
by Momomiya Ichigo May 4, 2005
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