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The netherlands 

The best country in the world. Dutch people are tall, strong, awesome, smart and not dramatic. People say that they secretly rule the world, which is true, they do rule the world by manipulating dumb american people like trump. Dutch people smoke weed all day and eat cheese and hang out with cows.
You:”Why should I go to the netherlands?”
Me:”You can smoke weed legally.”
You:”ok let’s go”
The netherlands by Yeeetyeeeet October 20, 2018

The Netherlands 

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The Netherlands is a small country with many people. I come from Netherlands I love Netherlands. Netherlands is a multicultural country, so you can hear many different languages. The capital of Netherlands is Amsterdam, but the government is in The Hague. Rotterdam is also a popular city among tourists. The city is so well known because the city was bombed by the second world war. The Netherlands is divided among provinces. We have 12 provinces. I hope you liked this long story. Have a nice day
hey what country are you from?
I'm from The Netherlands.
course you do clogs.
No.
you live on a farm?
No, The Netherlands is very modern, especially in the provinces of North Holland and South Holland.
ooh, sorry.

call with the Netherlands 

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.
Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

To Deforest the Netherlands

To remove the pubic hair from the area of the Vagina or the Penis.
Once she realized that her pubic hair poked above her bikini bottoms, she picked up her razor, and went to deforest the Netherlands.

going to the Netherlands 

Coming from the inuendo that Netherlands are somebody's reproductive organs, going to the netherlands basically means boning someone (having sex with them)
Are you going to the Netherlands with him on your next date?
I'm not ready to make that step in our realtionship.

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urban dictonairy the netherklands 

yo what up dint eat u up

its basacly a arabic slur
yo shit head urban dictonairy the netherklands go die

but then aravic