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The Mayor Menino 

Poison ivy contraction via oral sex, causing the individual to mumble incoherently like 21st century Mayor of Boston, Tom Menino.

The Mayor Menino was first recorded in 1991, after an unfortunate late night skinny-dipping incident in the reservoir at Boston College.
I didn't know what the itch on my crotch was from the other night until I left the campus clinic, and saw my girlfriend with The Mayor Menino.
The Mayor Menino by Rob^Rob December 2, 2011

The Mayor of Hooterville 

given as a compliment to a woman with an impressive rack, a bodacious set of ta-tas, an amazing couple of hooters.
Wow! Have you seen Marianne in that revealing dress? I'm voting for her to be The Mayor of Hooterville!

The Mayor of Simpleton 

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.
Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

The Mayor of Hooterville 

Someone who likes to go to Hooter restaurants all over the world where the Girls often give autographs, pictures, hugs, kisses and maybe even a phone number or two!!
It's a pity that my wife won't let me go to Hooters yet The Mayor of Hooterville almost goes on a daily basis!

The Mayor of Shelby Township 

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township

The Mayor of Monon 

A sexual act. You must cum into the eye of your partner. and then punch them in the same eye. You then must ask them "Yeah, you like that son?" in a backwoods hillbilly accent.
I hooked up with this chick last night and made her The Mayor of Monon.