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Kissing The Coronavirus

1: A book written by M.J Edwards.

2. The act of licking a public surface and getting covid-19.
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Man, did you see Person 1? Mans was out here kissing the coronavirus
by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020
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Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago
by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020
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Coronavirus the Movie

2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.
Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.
by James Headfield March 14, 2020
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The Corona Virus

A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe

This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
2080
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
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The Corona Virus

Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
"Bro forget the cheese touch, that boy has the corona virus!"
by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020
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The Corona Virus

The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED
Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-
by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020
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