that's why you're still a virgin

1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.

2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.

Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin

by BrandonCA January 12, 2009

that's what you said

Similar to that's what she said, but much more useful because it works in any situation. When you say this to someone else, it will most likely confuse the other person.

Anuj: I ate curry last night.
Tomo: That's what you said!
Anuj: Um... Yeah I did?

by AnusMan2010 July 8, 2010

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010

That's not you

To tell a person that what they're saying or doing is so unlike what they usually do or what they are. Not typical of one's known traits or behaviour patterns.
Eg., A Robin Hood in modern times, a celibate madam of the house, and finally, a priest who doesn't ask for money.

Bob : "I have a bottle or two every night...of soda."
Rob : " That's not you, mon!"
Bob: " ... And whatever else that goes with it. Rum, when it's windy , vodka, when it's not."

by sanaryamni October 27, 2014

That's What You Sound Like

to mock a phrase or sentence by repeating said phrase or sentence with a sarcastic tone accompanied by the word, That's What You Sound Like.

"I don't know you guys, I really don't think this is a good idea"

"I dont know you guys blha blah blahahahlala... That's What You Sound Like, Bro"

by beca422boy December 12, 2012

And that's when you shave your lama

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.

Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

by PreacheR-NZ November 14, 2015

That's not you

You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.

Bob: "I'm gonna go dance with that hot chick over there."

John:"Dude that's not you."

Bob: "why not?"

John:"Because you can't dance."

by LexiInCharge October 27, 2014