Tao

Usually a girl but can be a boy. Often is quite nice and funny but has their annoying dickhead side. They usually love animals and will always be there for their bf / gf

Tao is over there

by A person who hates people June 8, 2019

TAO

Together As One. one of the best raves ever during winter break at new years.

Raver 1:did you go to TAO?
Raver 2:yea.it was awesome!!

by pinkloser January 17, 2009

Tao

Aw did you include Iam in your book?

Hym "Aw, did you include Iam in your book?"

Iam "Really? That was nice."

Hym "Doesn't detract from the thing he's doing."

Iam "I know...."

Hym "But yeah, that Tao part sounds like us."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2022

tao

King Tao is a true faggot. He can't get any so he waits until girls get piss ass drunk and then takes advange of them when they are incoherent. He has a microscopis penis, obviously... since he only gets with girls when they wont remember it the next day. He can frequently be seen at home drinking a case of beer by himself, or in the back of rat's car. Not only does he take advantage of drunk girls, but also enjoys to look at naked little boys. Pathetic is one word to describe this asshole.

Who's that faggot in the corner with a beer in his hand?
Oh, that's king TAO.. King "Takes Analsex Often"

by MCal April 8, 2005

TAO

Only the coolest, hippest, hottest club located inside The Venetian Resort and Casino, in Las Vegas!!

What are we doing tonight?

I dunno let's go to TAO.

couple hours later....20 drinks later....

Hey, I've been looking for you all over the place, where did you go?

Oh I was making out with this guy and this chick, we almost had a threesome in VIP...this place is so fucking hot! Did you see the naked chicks in the bathtub touching each other.....

by crazybeyotch March 25, 2007

TAO

forget those other two bullshit definitions. the real definition of TAO is taking advantage of a young girl who drinks too much and loses her option of free will. A man who TAOs will wait until the girl begins to lose her ability to make desicions and he will take advantage of her.

Ostick TAOed that grimy bitch

by King TAO April 5, 2005

tao

to Tao someone is to ejaculate into to a cup mix it with vodka and make your partner drink it.

I tao'ed your mom lastnight.

by jimmy fringer August 12, 2006