b.m.h.t.l.o.l.

Banging My Head on Things Laughing Out Loud

That was so funny, i was b.m.h.t.l.o.l.

by Gabe Ramos August 5, 2008

B.T.O.O.L.

a legendary group of gods that once ruled all of the ancient world. this group of 4 gods were worshipped by the native earthlings due to their "swagga". each god fit a different and unique stereotype: there was a bitch, a douchebag, a tool, and a large guy. each god played their own role in allowing the group to work, as it could only function with all 4 of them. it is said that these gods mated with the 4 most beautiful females on earth to form half god half human babies, or at least the bitch and the douchebag did, as the other 2 most likely reproduced asexually. it is said that the decendants of these gods are romaing the earth today somewhere and have met up to form a new faction of tools under the same name as their ancestors. it is also said to be destined that these 4 will throw the greatest party known to man, which will inevitably lead to the apocolypse. see fiesta loco for more details.

Asshole: What does B.T.O.O.L. even stand for?
B.T.O.O.L.: It stands for we fucked your mother last night.
Asshole: Hey fuck you guys!

Unfortunately, after this exchange of words, asshole was never seen again. He is presumed dead. No one insults B.T.O.O.L.

by B.T.O.O.L. June 24, 2009

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Rolling

On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fat
Black
Ass
Off
Laughing

Out
Loud

Guy #1:Holy shit. That guy got pimp smacked by a he-bitch
Guy #2:R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Guy #1:Wow, just say lol for once

by kittycatsid November 4, 2009

T.O.L.

T.O.L: stands for "Tree Of Life", originally from an alternative fashion/homeware store which is associated with hippies and other friends of the forest.

After many attractive ladies worked there, it has become a synonym used by specifically males do describe the modern hot hippy chicks and seperate them from the ugly, fat, man hating female hippies.

Holy shit, check out that T.O.L.-
Yeah, there seems to be a lot of T.O.L. around here recently.

Why do you like her man?
She is just a crazy T.O.L. vixen man.

by Z67832 October 27, 2008

t.o.l

tšegaring out loud ; the act of laughing extremely loud that you cannot breathe

Arianna: why did the chicken cross the road?
Drake: Idk why?
Arianna: To prove it wasn’t chicken!
Both: t.o.l !!

by word.maker.upper February 13, 2022

i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d

im tired of living but scared of dieing

boy : i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d
girl: me too

by girlwhohatesliving August 10, 2020

t o y o t a c o r o l l a

t o y o t a c o r o l l a .

someone:what is dat?
me: T O Y O T A C O R O L L A

by heylookunderthere☜︎ September 22, 2023