t-boned
t-boned by chris gorman April 6, 2005
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T-boned
an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.
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T-boned by a semi
T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."
"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."
"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."
"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."
T-boned by a semi by DICKtionary DICKtators May 11, 2015
Tboned
Tboned by ThisisFishers!!!! August 7, 2010
tboned by a smart car
1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"
1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."
tboned by a smart car by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009
tboned by a smart car
1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"
1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."
tboned by a smart car by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009