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No Sex T-Rex

When laying in bed with someone, facing one another, it is the awkward positioning of one's interior arm (resembling the arm of a T-Rex) which often prevents two people from getting as close as possible.
I wish I could get closer, but I've got the No Sex T-Rex arm goin' on. Maybe we could just spoon?
by bunnyblade October 18, 2010
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Sex T-Rex

A person who wants to have sex all day long. They are either thinking about it. Working toward getting it or having it at almost all times!
I was rubbing Alicia's shoulders...next thing you know I've got my pants off getting a smoker! That girl is a sex t-rex, we fucked all night!
It wasn't until the next morning I realized how many miles of cock had already beat that moose knuckle into submission!
by RT2 April 29, 2007
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s a n t a sex

S A N T A Sex is Christmas sex! usually after a Christmas party night!
Kimberley did you have SANTA sex after Laurens Christmas jumper party?

Hell yeah! Me and niamh both did we told them S A N T A sex!

Sex

At mine

Now then

Tomorrow

Away on to fuck!!

Santa sex ๐ŸŽ…
by Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ March 9, 2016
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We've done stuff but haven't had sex

Implying that you have kissed, hugged, and normal couple stuff. But still no sex.

It really sucks, but you live with it in order to maintain a 'good relationshop.'
Random friend: Hey, how's that chick you were dating?

You: Good, we've done stuff but haven't had sex yet.
by It Who Must Not Be Named August 18, 2011
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Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered
The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesnโ€™t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesnโ€™t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesnโ€™t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."
by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012
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Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"
by Asgoo August 23, 2017
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