T&P

"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.

Sorry to hear that. T&P

by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010

I T S P

ITSP
Ian Thorpe Sex Pest
Usually found lurking around the South East Essex region,
Young ladies be aware of the 106 gti, be warned off this sexual predator!

He is like an I T S P

by Florence23 April 8, 2008

T/P

Person who has an incestuous sexual relationship. From the cartoon characters in South Park, Terrence and Phillip, who sang Uncle Fucka.

I think Rosa is a T/P. She seems to have a lot of skeletons in her closet.

by pentozali September 23, 2009

T-R-A-M-P

A game closely assosiated with H-O-R-S-E. This game is played on a trampoline.

"lets go play some T-R-A-M-P"

" I beat him T-R to T-R-A-M-P"

by kgticket21 March 1, 2010

Big T Small p

Reference to Donald J. Trump, whose last name is spelled with a big "t" and a small "p". Play on "big talk, small penis". Refers to a person who makes loud and annoying claims to make up for deep insecurities.

"You know that Donald J.? He's the real deal, tells it like it is, right?"
"Naw, he just talks big. Big T Small p, know what I mean?"

by millstone December 30, 2021

T. P.

While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.

Guy 1: Dude I got T. P.'d in the bathroom
Guy 2: Aww, man that sucks!

by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 9, 2015

T-P Treatment

The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.

She gave me the T-P treatment on the first date.

by Odecko.COM January 10, 2007