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Alt-Straight

A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )

A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."

"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019
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straight busta

When your friendly homosapien gang member from Grove Street tries to tell you how much of a fuck up you are.
Same Old CJ! Busta, Straight BUSTA!
by dumcumpster March 6, 2018
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Did you see Kobe drop 35 last night? He was straight up beasting.
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Token straight friend

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight
Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again
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Straight-through Jones

A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.
Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!
by Blob67 December 26, 2017
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right out straight

Very busy. This term is used frequently and vigorously by residents of Maine, as observed by comedian Bob Marley.
"I've been right out straight tryin' to get the driveway cleared since the blizzard hit."
by gruverja May 1, 2008
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Straight

2 dudes chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz their not gay
by TylertheCreatorFan418007 April 7, 2020
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