I.D.G.A.F syndrome

short for " i don't give a fuck" which is a very contagious disease causing massive amounts of random anger induced outbursts, spontaneous lack of interest in just about everything, increased will to start and or instigate fights with no clear motive. WARNING: MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BOREDOM WILL TRIGGER THE I.D.G.A.F

Terry:what the hell is Jason's problem, he just cursed out the teacher and slapped his own girl in the mouth.

Brian: He just caught the "I.D.G.A.F syndrome" man!, watch out before he does some more random shit!!

by The Background Character May 30, 2011

T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome

T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a mental disorder that originated in 2016 when SJWs mourned by screaming in agony and letting out delicious liberal tears. Some common symptoms include (but are not limited to): orange man bad, NPC like behavior, calling orange man a racist despite multiple policies suggesting otherwise (actions speak louder than words), a love of socialism and china, antifa tattoos and hate for white straight males. You can identify and locate a TDS specimen by yelling out "BLUE LIVES MATTER" but beware the creature is highly aggressive and will charge your vehicle with an AK47 and you will be arrested for defending yourself. They have multiple mating calls. The most common ones are "Black lives matter" and "Trump is a facist"

Bro 1: Damn bro that T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome chick just spilled hot coffee on me for wearing a MAGA hat

Bro 2: that chick has some serious T.D.S. Trump Derangement Symdrome

by gotochinacommie August 13, 2020

L.O.D. syndrome

Lack of Dick syndrome. A condition commonly found with usually unattractive middle-aged to older women. However, it can occur in teenagers and young women, but this is very rare. Side Effects include: being bitchy/on the edge, being socially awkward, being a loner, and having very strange mannerisms/eating habits. The only diagnosed cure: dick

Person 1: Dang why is that bitch always so edgy? She's only 17 & she acts like an old lady!
Person 2: I think she's suffering from L.O.D. syndrome, it's mad rare among girls her age.
Person 1: Well she needs to be cured. Quick, somebody get a dick ASAP!

by cocacolacocacola October 4, 2010

C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)

An impulsion to play air drums whenever one hears a beat.

"Stop air drumming in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I can't help it, I have C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)"

by modernadventurer January 29, 2015

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

D•H•S Syndrome

(Dick-Head-Syndrome)

Dik-Hed-Sin-Drum.

Often referred to a asshole person, kid who doesn’t listen, or mean individuals for no reason. Extremely common disease in today’s society. Ex: “My nephew never listens, talks back all the time. Kid def has DHS”
“Do you know people who never like and follow your page? They all have DHS”

D•H•S Syndrome
Noun/ Vulgar slang SLANG
a person who doesn’t listen, angry all the time, treats people like shit, most of society has symptoms. Look within.

by Dick Head Syndrome February 6, 2021

D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome)

(noun) pathology: The condition surrounding boring reality television. Using out of context editing, dramatic music or just plain obscurity to liven up lack-luster T.V.

"The Real World" would have been canceled long ago had it not been for the producers horrible D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome).

by Mykie G September 17, 2010