Sylvester Stallone

Some rich guy with a weird ass mouth

Sylvester Stallone got a weird ass mouth

by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018

Sylvester shardster

lalamogus sharddy man mongulous

hahaha amogus fard bongalosis Sylvester shardster

by theposteramoster February 9, 2022

Sylvester slide whistle

A term used for going to the bathroom

I need to go and take a Sylvester slide whistle."

by Mr Kidding March 8, 2024

sylvester middle school

a school full of followers,wannabe gangsters,actual gangsters,snakes,thooters and hoes. gay principles ,stupid teachers that are doo doo.

showalter kid; bro sylvester middle school is wack
sylvester kid;nO iTs NoT

by slobonmynoblikecornonthecob January 22, 2019

Sue Sylvester

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.

Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.

by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

by buffalo ny March 6, 2010

Sylvester

Gentle Giant with a hear of gold. If he’s into you then you better be fit fun this Man only requires 4-5 hours of sleep and the sex drive of a Gorilla! He will take you to the jungle girl. Whisper his name very sexy to get him to stop! We all need a fast track to get out from under him, because he’s a workout. Sly, to his friends and once he’s vested into your friendship he will be your rider or die friend. A solitary Man mostly, but rich in friends. Work aholic with money in his smart phone, very techy and can troubleshoot anything. Always willing to lend a hand.

If you capture this Mans Heart don’t let go...

Sylvester is fit fun that any good woman couldn’t live without.

by SexyKel September 19, 2018