Carrot swordsman

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher

Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

by Men cat man June 17, 2019

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Black Swordsman

A title given only to the biggest edgelords of all time. The first to hold such a title was Guts, or Gattsu in Japanese, who was the main character in the legendary manga of Berserk. Guts' features, persona, and clothing serve as a basis for what a Black Swordsman and an edgelord is: wearing all black, being a face value asshole and nihilist, scars and lost limbs, and holding a giant sword. A Black Swordsman doesn't necessarily have be from Anime or manga, however that's where most of the Black Swordsmen lie. A notable Black Swordsman would also be Kirito from SAO, proving that not all edgelords are certainly a good thing.

SAO fan twats: Kirito is the real Black Swordsman
Anyone with more than two brain cells: ... I take it you've never read Berserk then you 12 year old?

by The Original Argoniphile November 16, 2018

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Lonely Swordsman

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.

Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.

by grevdverg September 28, 2009

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