Swiss Roll

Irish slang for arse (swiss roll - hole) as in up your swiss
Word for jelly roll outside America. Jelly roll, used in jazz circles as slang for sex, intercourse, female genitals

See also Swiss cake role

Swiss Roll: "Jelly roll killed my pappy, and run my mother stone blind"

by trust_44 October 29, 2005

swiss-roll man

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.

Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"

by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019

Kentucky swiss roll

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.

I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.

by Thefunnyman25 July 22, 2016

Swiss Roll

When a guy performs auto fellatio, and then another guy curls up from behind and fucks him in the ass.

"Last night was crazy, I was going down on myself and Luiz turned me into a swiss roll"

by QuotesByBel April 25, 2019

Kansas City Swiss Roll

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo

Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021

Swiss Roll

When a man is getting a blow job and he throws up on his dick and the girl continues to blow him

Dude that Swiss Roll last night really hit the spot after a night of getting schwasty. I was back at the bar minutes later!

by Cialis September 2, 2011

swissraeli

A mostly politically indifferent Israeli citizen.

A:What do you think about the recent war?
B:Not much, I'm a self-defined swissraeli
A:Isn't that just copping out?
B:Where'd you say you're from again?
C:Sass-ay.. did you guys watch the new Rick and Morty episode yet?

by Peaceofshit December 5, 2022