Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.

Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

swiss cheese fuck

verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.

Guy 1:

Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.

Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.

by Gonz!!! May 4, 2009

Vietnamese Swiss cheese

The gooks back in 'nam we filled with bullet holes

We turned that one into some Vietnamese Swiss Cheese!!

by Kimjongillest June 19, 2016

Swiss Cheese

A cheese well known for having holes. Just like most rappers.

Holey cheese! No seriously...

by Zach G. October 30, 2003

swiss cheese brain

When you smoke too much weed and you can't remember things as well anymore. Like you have holes in your memory.

Dude I totally forgot. I was so baked, Swiss cheese brain.

by Badbitch24 September 16, 2013

swiss cheese

To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..

You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.

by Bao Nguyen June 2, 2007

swiss cheese

To empty an entire clip or ammo belt into an enemy, making them look like swiss cheese. (because they will have many bullet holes in them).

Lamar was arrested for swiss cheesing someone in a city alley last night.

Wang couldn't focus on his work because he couldn't stop thinking of how Brian swiss cheesed his entire family last night.

by tacotacooo January 17, 2010