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Swimmers Ear 

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.
Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"
Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."
Swimmers Ear by Harder, J.R. June 24, 2008

swimmers ear 

when you cum in a girls EAR
oooh shit i justcame in your ear now you have SWIMMERS EAR

Swimmers Ear 

The act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.
I was so pissed the first time I got Swimmers Ear.
Swimmers Ear by OHMF January 8, 2012

Sticky Swimmers Ear 

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max