jailbait and switch

A cougar dressed in a schoolgirl outfit

My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.

by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020

switch on me

when you are in a relationship/friendship and all of a sudden they turn against you and ditch you for other people

we were so close and they decided to switch on me

by RoyWoods May 27, 2017

phil swift

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!

by Phil swift March 13, 2018

Swiftie

Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death

by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016

Swiftie

Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.

OMG YOU ARE SUCH A SWIFTIE

by taylorswift'snumberonegirl March 7, 2018

Switch and Smash

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.

Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it

by SimeonTG June 29, 2017