Sweater Vest
A cocktail recipe with vodka, club soda, a small splash of cranberry and a lime. A proper Sweater Vest has a light pink hue.
Sweater Vest by doogleman85 May 13, 2026
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Sweater Vest Friday
A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.
Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.
Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.
Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"
Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"
Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"
Noodle: "I forgot"
N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"
Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"
Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"
Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"
Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"
Noodle: "I forgot"
N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"
Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"
Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"
Sweater Vest Friday by AnnoyedXbox360Guy September 6, 2011
sweater vest thursday
The FIRST Thursday of every month, every able body man shall dress with darker wash jeans, white belt, and a sweater vest with a long sleeved half formal shirt under the sweater vest.
Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.
Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay
Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.
Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay
bro1: Alright we all know tomorrow is Thursday right?
bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!
bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks
bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!
bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks
sweater vest thursday by legit legend juggernaut December 9, 2010
Sweater Vest Tuesday
Each Tuesday a group of coworkers gets together and coordinates their dress style to reflect their wondrous personalities. By showing this uniformity, they are able to transcend mere office work garb and become truly great men and women.
Person 1: Prepared for the greatness tomorrow?
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
Sweater Vest Tuesday by Athom February 21, 2011
Santorum Sweater Vest
After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.
Santorum Sweater Vest by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012
Homemade sweater vest
When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.
Homemade sweater vest by Lizflint April 13, 2016