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Swallow Your Pride

to accept that you have to do something that you think is embarrassing or that you think you are too good to do
Swallow your pride and call your daughter to tell her you're sorry.
by Anonymous348546 December 23, 2013
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knob swallower

Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!
by QPump August 5, 2011
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swallow friday

An appointment to give a male human a blow job on a Friday which the giver should swallow semen, as opposed to spit.
Meg: please guys, I'll give you a swallow friday!"
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "
by iris1234 July 27, 2016
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You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.
"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.
by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009
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Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas
'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'
by BombDogged October 4, 2016
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you swallow

1. A term used after "You Suck" meaning that they swallow the cum but they just suck.

2. A stupid comeback after "You Suck" even though they cannot swallow when the dick is inside of their mouth.
Bob: "You suck as this."

Joe: "I may suck but you swallow."
by The Big Sad. December 28, 2021
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swallowing flies

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.
Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.
by MBisaBP December 20, 2005
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