A word only made to describe amazing people, more awesome than Unicorns and as magnificent as a rare Pink Fluffy Unicorn . This holy nickname is really awesome! A Awesome Swag Master is a person who is very hot and sweet. A Awesome Swag Master is a person known for having many awesome powers, such as the powers of a succubus but without the having sex and draining them of their life power (But you certainly may want to have sex with him!). A Awesome Swag Master is also very sexy and is so f***ing cool. Compared to Chuck Norris, an Awesome Swag Master is the human form of that dude. He has a kind heart, but which of can be broken easily. These people have cute hair and amazing eyes, and HUGE dicks and thos nuts.
"Wow, look at that Awesome Swag Master! Lets bow before him in hope of being his friend!"
"Stupid Awesome Swag Master, I hate him because he is everything I am not"
"Stupid Awesome Swag Master, I hate him because he is everything I am not"
by Awesome Swag Master May 9, 2015
Get the Awesome Swag Master mug.Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.
Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016
Get the ultimate swag master mug.The master pimp, the master of all pimps. He's does everything for everyone he's has more swag than anyone else. Their is only one pimp master swag. And he is awesome.
Guy 1:You see the pimp master swag over there.
Guy 2: Ya, he is the most swaggy person ever he is the only master pimp.
Guy 2: Ya, he is the most swaggy person ever he is the only master pimp.
by TheRealPimpMasterSwag October 16, 2014
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Get the vulk master swag mug.Swag level master: someone who has gotten past the first 99 tiers of swag and reached such high swag they are a master. By the off chance you run into a swag master you must bow respectfully and say sup swagmaster Sam (for example). When you become one whenever you go out you must have a posse of swag friends level 7+ meaning they are fly. To gain such a high level of swag you need a big dick, talk the talk, walk the walk, and makes lots of parodies. Also use the word swag a lot and each time you will go up a level. The highest swag level master is a Chinese dude with a level of 5000 however generally a swagmaster is 500+.
Random swag less guy: yo sup swagmaster. Swag level master: *quick nod with shades*. Random swag less guy at school: OMG yesterday I was acknowledged by a Chinese swag master!
by Dondochakka aka swagman October 5, 2013
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