Surprise Party

When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.

I heard they had a surprise party last night

by Stylezdagreat June 15, 2024

Okeana surprise party

After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.

Jim " so did you get laid last night?"

Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"

by happymeats August 3, 2013

Maryvale Surprise Party

A Maryvale Surprise Party is a drive by shooting by an illegal mexican in Arizona.

I was sound asleep when three mexicans in a 1976 cadillac decided to throw a Maryvale Surprise Party

by mooseantlers October 31, 2008

Warsaw Surprise Party

When you are having sex with your girl missionary or doggy-style, and your dog, or hers, sneaks up and fucks you in the ass.

"Why are you walking funny?"
"Because I got a fucking warsaw surprise party last night, fuck off."

by Para6ox August 23, 2019

The Surprise Party

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!

I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.

by Fortunato5 March 28, 2015

counciltucky surprise party

When you go to your underage Girls house expecting sex, but the cops are there and join in!

I had a counciltucky surprise party last nigh! Looks like im not going to prison!

by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019

ruined my surprise party

doing anything that makes someone upset or angry. "you ruined my surprise party!!! now i can't trust you anymore"
describing when someone becomes irrationally angry. "gosh, what did you do ruin her surprise party?"
to look on the lighter side of a bad situation. "at least he didn't ruin your surprise party"

you ruined my surprise party when you slept with her.

by kekerawr February 24, 2011