surprise buttsecks metal cover

the best song of history

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks

by raybeez February 11, 2022

surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

suprise buttsechs

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

by MDspyro February 18, 2007

Suprise Buttsecks

When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend

Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS

by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010