Turdburgler

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste

"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"

by Steve McC August 31, 2007

turdburgler

One who steals your shit.

I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.

by Melvin Chandler January 11, 2004

sundburgers

Beef patties of the rank variety. Ground beef formed and cooked into a hamburger shape, sometimes not cooked thoroughly, or prepared with beef that should have just been thrown away. Typically, consumption of Sundburgers results in explosive diarrhea, lasting upwards of a week or more. Typically Sundburgers are served by your boss at a "work cookout".

"Hey man, did you have any of those Sundburgers?"
"Ya, I was crappin my brains out for a week!"

by RepTech June 25, 2007

smurdburgler

Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging

Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.

by Carder March 4, 2007

turdburgler

AKA: Fagg or hipster
A socially acceptable way to call someone a douche/bunghole in a public area.

dude, he's being such a turdburgler when he walks like that.

by Ex Tacy June 18, 2012

turdburgler

someone who is a fag and gay and douche and all other mean and weird things one person could say to another

tom from myspace is a turdburgler

by hardcoreninja October 23, 2006