Isn’t that how your hypergamy is supposed to work? She did what women do. How is that not exactly how hypergamy works?
Hym “Right but I thought she was supposed to be able to choose whoever she wants? Are you saying that women shouldn’t choose certain men in certain contexts and that if they do they should be ‘held accountable’ socially and publicly instead of defended? Nooo. That can’t possibly be the case. Oh! She should be sorry!? Sorry for fucking someone consensually. You can criticize the fact that this Sumner chick decided to put him publicly but... we all would have heard about it either way right? Like, if she did what you wanted, and she went to the wife (privately), we all would have found out about it. Right? Adam Levine cheats on his wife with an instagram model and now they’re getting divorced. We would have found out about it either way. The headlines are the same either way. The outcome is the same either way. So it isn’t ‘how she (fucking) went about it.’ It’s the retard fucking behind the back of their people who would take issue with it that is the ‘wrong’ part. If ANY celebrity gets divorced or cheats on their wives we’re all going to hear about it. It’s free content. Sponge it up. Without remorse. You’re the good ones and anyone who doesn’t do what you want is evil. Because that’s how morality works.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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A Sumner is a fake bitch that uses her sexuality to attract desperate men despite being unattractive. She has lots of friends but none of them really like her, as well as a string of boyfriends who use her to get girls they really like. Summers have a terrible sense of style but have an overly confident exterior and crave attention. They insult others to mask insecurities they may have, and fish for compliments often. They are often two-faced and will do anything to get people to like them. Sumners are often plain looking with a few extremely obvious unattractive qualities, including their personality.
Boy 1: I just started dating Sumner, I'm definitely gonna get some soon
Boy 2: You're nasty, even you could do better than that
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He is 82, so he is going to die soon.
WE HATE Sumner Redstone
by SpaceMan++ July 14, 2008
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Pseudonym used by Murray Rothstein. Mr. Rothstein is a Jew and is the boss of Viacom corporation, which owns MTV.
by Ding Dong January 1, 2004
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To commit a Sumner Burstyn

Like kicking a hornets nest or someone when they are dead.

New Zealand Slang.

To create social networking suicide
To be selfish and evil to other human beings

Background: this originates from Sumner Burstyn's disgraceful remarks on her facebook page with sparked hate pages after her comment about a recently fallen NZ Soldier.

Barbara Sumner-Burstyn posted the comments on Facebook, apparently after reading reports of 26-year-old Lance Cpl. Jacinda Baker's death in Afghanistan.
"Oh so fallen soldier Jacinda Baker liked boxing and baking - did they forget she also like invading countries we are not at war with, killing innocent people and had no moral compass," Sumner-Burstyn wrote.

This whole event saw unprecedednted response and a facebook created generated 25,000 members in 24 hours.

Sumner Burstyn has become one of New Zealand's most reviled people and has had to change her name for the 8th time.
New Zealand slang
Don't do a Sumner Burstyn you will commit social netowrk suicide.

That's almost as bad as a Sumner Burstyn be careful what you say
by Sir Tristram August 30, 2012
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The best person in the history of the world ever.
And he will be my husband and we will have babies. :)
"Woah, that guy over there is a real Clark Sumner!
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Lead guitarist for English band Fearless Vampire Killers. Designs the band's artwork and merchandise. Also known as Cyrus Barrone.
Shane Sumner is really good at playing guitar and drawing.
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