Submariner's Wank

Wanking after lying on your hand until it's numb so that it feels like someone else is doing it.

Wow. I sure made that submariner's wank better by painting my fingernails first!

by MuffSubmarine September 1, 2009

ancient submariner

an·cient sub·ma·rin·er - verb

When having sexual relations (doggy style) with a partner, the top pulls out just prior to ejaculation and throws a bowl of (white) clam chowder into the bottoms face.

After that bitched mouthed off all night I dropped an ancient submariner on her ass in bed.

by Akeah December 14, 2008

Submariner

An almost forgotten superhero from the Marvel Universe, Lord Namor of Atlantis protects his undersea kingdom with a ferocity equalled only by the Incredible Hulk. At first hating humans, he now has a rather grudging respect for them.

Submariner tied up a tentacle of the giant octopus that attacked him!

by pentozali September 14, 2012

Big Submariner

A Giant, Commander of Submariners, Who destroys trolls with Torpedos the size of school buses, Big Submariners prefer NOT to travel in rivers, due to the water being filled with the tears of Trolls.

A Big Submariner spots a troll, He quickly launches his torpedos and surfaces to play the song "We all live in a Yellow Submarine".

by TheCommanderOfSubmariners July 13, 2010