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Subjective shit. Unlogically shit. Shit of shit. Stupid shit of the stupid shit . Don't be a subjective shitman.
Subjective man: I guess mind above matter.
Objective man: You are idiot.
by Objective Is True July 23, 2019
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subjective

A person who does not use perception in order to determine the reality he percieves.
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by waffle October 20, 2003
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subjective

Conflated with linear time but emerging from cyclical time.

Emergent or structural as contraposed to formal or fundamental.

Having the attributes of a medium.
The subjective references the arbitrary nature of linear time.
by sandraxine September 14, 2018
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Subjective discontent

(n) A list of reason(s) for dissatisfaction that relies on emotional arguements or personal beliefs. Expressing subjective discontent within a business setting is often considered inappropriate and will likely be dismissed without being addressed. Often Subjective discontent relies on hearsay, or drawing conclusions that require an understanding of someone else's thinking.

Opposite of Objective discontent
Jim expressed his Subjective discontent with the team when he explained that he felt they excluded him from meetings on purpose because they didn't respect his opinion.
by EMB1 August 12, 2011
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Subjective Assignment Theory

The theory that states that any subjective assignment (such as a book review) can be done without knowing what you are talking about (like writing a book review without reading the book).
Person 1: "Did you read the book and write the review?"

Person 2: "Nah. I'm not going to read the book; I'm just going to use Subjective Assignment Theory."
by bodfibodgjioqja November 18, 2011
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subjectively meaningless

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but subjectively meaningless to everyone else.
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, that it is, it is meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.
by Sexydimma June 16, 2012
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subjectively meaningless

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your compiliterate . her opinion is subjectively meaningless, that it is, it is meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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