Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"
by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015
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Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 18, 2011
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Get the The stuffed turkey mug.Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy
by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019
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Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?
Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb
Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb
by Young ballsack April 27, 2017
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by beanymandem December 18, 2010
Get the Stuffed Christmas Turkey mug.I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey
by Sean Cavanagh February 14, 2006
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