stucco wall treatment

Having sex doggie style with the woman's forehead pinned against a rough stucco wall.

Jane was acting uppity after spending time with her former sorority sisters so John decided to give her the stucco wall treatment.

by Zelmo72 October 21, 2021

Stucco

A house(2000s or newer) that is designed by crackheads and will not last for more than 50 years. The house has fake concrete plastered on the house to make it look sturdy when the wood is almost paper-thin. Instead of nails, the house has staple plates(when you use a very thin metal and staples to hold the wood) so when the house catches on fire, the house will fall in on itself. This is designed to put profit over safety and longevity.

Steve - There is this new neighborhood, all the houses look nice!
Mark - Yeah but they are Stucco.

Steve. Oh. Never mind.

by firstworldproblemidentifier January 5, 2024