struggling

Extremely ugly, haggard, broke down, and tore up.

(10-year reunion)
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"

by Nick D May 8, 2005

scruggin'

Having sexual intercourse.

I've been scruggin yer sister. Why don't you have big titties like her?

by ryan May 14, 2004

struggling

In the context of sports, when a team or player is offering an uncharacteristically poor performance over an extended period of time.

-Wow, our team has been playing decent all season, but they've lost their last five games!
-Yeah, they're really struggling right now.

by djbeerman January 15, 2008

strugglin

of a low level of skill

man that team is strugglin

by brewskis January 11, 2005

strugglin

when things just aren't going your way

Dude 1 - man, i'm broke, my girl dumped me, and i'm failing school...
Dude 2 - strugglin....

by ClayClay October 24, 2007

The struggling pineapple

When you get a chick in the doggy style postion and jam a pineapple in her, then step back and watch them struggle to get it out. Its good to do while having a quiet beer with mates.

Roxanne was being a cunt during sex so i gave her the struggling pineapple. that will will teach the mutt for calling me by my first name

by F-Bang September 2, 2009

Strugging

The action in which one uses a Kerri Strug-like gymnastic ability to administer fellatio upon oneself.

"No, I'm not going to the wedding. I'm going to stay home, strugging myself all weekend."

by Highlander_musings December 30, 2011