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Stretchy

Damn thats some stretchy nips carl has
by ItsJustLauren (YouTube, Insta) November 15, 2018
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Stretchy Gretchy

Stretchy Gretchy is a phrase for a "thick snicker" boy that magically appears at class before everyone, even though you previously had passed him so you would assume that you would arrive to class before him. He has a distinct moustachhheeee as an eyebrow. He loves oranges and at lunch announces that "I like my girls as I like my oranges, Juicy." Girls tend to think that he has a skinny penis, and sultanas.
"Yo it's stretchy gretchy"

"YO GRETCHY"

"YOU STRETCHY"
by Salusalusiva September 12, 2019
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etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically controversial
concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other social sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy
by Crazy Uncle Dimma April 29, 2015
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stretchy labia

It is the upside down V that connects where the clit meets and is called the labia aka beef curtain - the lips that hang between the actual pussy lips; usually darker in color and wrinkled. Most porn stars & skinny females have this beefy curtain between their lips.
"Did you see that small dick disappear in her stretchy labia?"
by NoBeefCurtain November 30, 2013
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Stretchy

One who has no eye lashes. May experience sore eyelids.
" That kid is a stretchy...where did his eyelashes go?"
by popo's on the tail April 1, 2009
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Stretchy Soaker

When someone drops their chewed and flavorless gum into a puddle in a public area, so when someone steps in the puddle, they dont only get a soaker, but gum on their shoe also.
i went to get a cheeseburger but got a stretchy soaker on the way.
by Jimmy Beaver-stein September 5, 2011
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Stretchy stick

A brutal weapon designed to stretch and tear the anus by violent insertion.
I used my stretchy stick on that bitch boy, he needed to be taught a lesson.
by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018
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