stresslexic

Becoming dyslexic under stress, such as when taking a test.

You write "esle" instead of "else", => rather than >=, or 1200 rather than 12000.

Based on the errors you made on your test, I believe you may be stresslexic.

by Mark Hutchenreuther October 27, 2005

Stressticles

Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.

"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"

"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"

by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012

Skressed

When you have so much going on in your life and you are overwhelmed and tired.

Y'all I'm so skressed! I got work, school and folks getting on my nerves.

by ForeverSkressed July 30, 2017

Stressed but Blessed

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.

I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed

by novasmack September 9, 2010

strossed

A state of utter destruction that results from a verbal or physical altercation with a Stross

Similar to: owned, wrecked, powned, shutdown, destroyed, obliterated

Sam: "the relation between interest rates and the exchange rate is inverse"
Ben: "you mean linear?"
Class: "get strossed"

by eco123 August 4, 2019

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

stressed off

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)

I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.

by Ms. Moka August 3, 2007