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straponess

A woman who performs anal penetration with strapon, AKA pegging, on man
Who is that, your girlfriend? No, she is my straponess
by dildo777 September 24, 2018
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Staples Center

Sports Arena in Downtown Los Angeles; which hosts the LA Kings, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, and few indoor tennis competitions.
by TEXAS SUCKS! December 31, 2005
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Scraples

Any sort of residual product left over from the original more pure or larger product. Commonly, this residual product is considered less desirable then its original product, even though they are often times one in the same.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm think we're out of peanuts.
Guy 2: No, I made sure to leave you some scraples of them at the bottom of the bag.
Guy 1: Scraples! Damn it if i was not so hungry I would say no.
Guy 2: Its scraples man, its just what you were looking for.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess your right, they are still peanuts.
by DanDanthecaveman April 20, 2013
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Staples Button

1) A slut.
2) A person who is easy.

Derived from the slogan of Staples, to wit: that was easy.
1) He'll bang anything that moves. He's a Staples Button.

2) Dude, she'll even do you. She's a Staples Button.
by Hobbs_fan October 26, 2012
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Stanless

Stanless is a rare, extraordinary and unique kind of guy. Full of adventure, he is very special in his own way. He is gifted with a strong, determined mindset, and a goal setter. He is generous and kind at heart, and will always put a smile on your face. Smart, kind, and handsome, Stanless is one of the few ideal men many people would love to share a friendship with. If you ever meet a Stanless, do not take him for granted; appreciate him and respect him. Through the thick and thin, challenging and simple, happy and the sad...you will always be able to count on him to stick by your side and be a true friend. If you ever meet a Stanless, you are truly a blessed individual.
Individual 1: Have you seen Stanless, today?

Individual 2: Yes, he is visiting the sick today and being inspirational. I wish I was more like him!
by m_sweets77 August 16, 2018
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Staples

Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.
by Staples Employee July 15, 2008
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Staples High School

In a town you must fight to survive, there was a small school that defied all odd, and did the impossible.
From the producers of:
Shall we Dance or Shall we Buy Really Expensive Things,
Harold and Kumar of Westport go to and buy White Castle,
and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rich Person
comes the extraordinary story of an ordinary school with a lot of money. At $2.00 for a Bacon Cheeseburger and $1.75 for a Vitamin Water, Staples High School is not a place you wanna be living in if you're black. Coincidentally, there are 7 Black people in SHS, which is the reason for our basketball and fried chicken eating contest success. The school requires academic excellence, and you're a failure if you don't go to an ivy league college, hence the large amount of asians. Of course, because they all look alike, it's tough to tell that there are infact more than one of them, but if you look at the yearbook, they're there. Additionally, the kids from Westport are breed for exceptional achievement in sports, with the help of fancy equipment. In fact, rumor has it that some kid bought a $500 baseball bat before actually making the team. Of course as fate would have it, the little pudgester got cut. Of course, this meant nothing except maybe he'd have to go a day without his normal gourmet meals, but this kid had enough gourmet meal to feed all of africa. A typical math class consists of each and every student equiped with TI-84 Plus calculators, which go for $120 a piece wholesale. Another exrtaordinary thing about this mid-sized, recently renovated school is that, the minute you walk in the door, on the floor is a 10 foot emblem, made of marble imported directly from Italy. This bad boy goes for 17 grand and upward. The film and audio classes are surrounded with only the most recent and high tech programs on the market, and every room in the entire school has an 8 foot pull down projection screen, with a full color, state of the art RBY projecter paired with it. However, contrary to popular belief, the teachers there are oblivious. After school hours are spent infront of the TV, enjoying a friendly game of Xbox live and a light snack, consisting of milk, cookies, and weed. So this summer, prepare yourself for a joureny that will stay with you... forever

Staples High School: The Movie
"Staples High School has 6 1/2 black people in it"
"The people at Staples High School like drugs"
by H. Sid Westport April 13, 2005
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