stonted

To be kicked or stepped on violently in the lower-face region (chin/lips/septum), with the assailant using only the toe of his /her shoe/boot.

"That guy got absolutely stonted." "Give him a little stont for good measure." "I was on the ground and some girl started stonting me with her wedges."

by punchedcat September 1, 2016

Bog-Snouted

Bog-snouted: another word for baffled or bug-eyed. Typically a mix of both. Its an expression used when you’re spouting gibberish while also wide-eyed.

Person 1: and he sat there absolutely bog-snouted

by Monacatt June 12, 2022

Stoated

To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear

I got so stoated last night, the little bastards were everywhere!

by The_Gene_Genie March 4, 2011

Cub Scouted

When you are fingered by a person with three fingers. Like the cub scout promise sign

"Hey i got cub scouted last night. He tried for four but i couldnt hack it."

by luzbuz February 24, 2009

Souted

Scottish term for when shit-faced, making multiple typos, but attempting to act sober when on an online forum
Amalgamation of Shit-Faced and Outed.

xxx wrote 'AH DONT GIVfck hes DILDO'
yyy wrote 'You pished'?
xxx wrote 'nAW SObre'

yyy wrote 'SOUTED'

by FannybawsFaeBrillyunt October 20, 2010

stoute brothers

The most dysfunctional people you will ever meet. While one failed the Kylie Jenner lip challenge and is addicted to pokemon the other has a neck as long as a giraffe and went bald at the age of 15

Wow you are almost a weird as the stoute brothers

by (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง May 7, 2018

Scouted

Tell me really is you bout it, talkin big'll get you scouted!

Damn nigga you been scouted!

by Scouted February 9, 2017