Sarah: You know Jake is dating Susan?
Clara: I do not know how he is stomaching the idea of dating his ex’s mom.
Clara: I do not know how he is stomaching the idea of dating his ex’s mom.
by Slang Kween April 13, 2020
Similar to a happy trail except grows sideways and resides an inch or so above the belly button. Picture the belly button being the mouth.
I have a hot date tonight, good thing I just trimmed my stomache.
Holy Shit! Did you see that guy's sweet stomache. That must have taken him months to grow.
Holy Shit! Did you see that guy's sweet stomache. That must have taken him months to grow.
by Guy Hoss March 07, 2009
You can't sit on my lap, pet, I have a stomache.
by Popsicle August 04, 2004
A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)
by Popsicle II October 17, 2006
by Willito April 30, 2006
Having to deal with coworkers and business associates that you would really rather not have to unless you were dead or your life depended on it.
by d-man with a plan January 08, 2010
The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016