Stoinked

to be high as fuck with your boys

"Im Stoinked as cheese"

by Nurturted Goat April 17, 2015

stoink

Derived from the word stoned, it's specifically the feeling of lazy contentment you get when you're blazed af on marijuana, and you're feeling too lazy and comfortable to even move or think.

Stoink can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

Verb:
"Wanna stoink tonight?"

Adjective
"I'm so stoinked right now."

by OnlineMoniker March 18, 2016

stoink

To have sexual intercourse in a uncaring and/or careless way. Slang for having sex. Vulgar term for having sex. Being taken advantage of.

Gee I wanna Stoink her.

Man, we Stoinked all night.

My butt hurts, I think I've just been Stoinked.

by watabull August 30, 2004

stoink

a stoink is a big batty bunch of the dankest kush on the market, like star dawg

smoking the phattest doink in a back ally with the road men. also known as a zooty boi but most commonly refered to as a stoink.

by aior February 4, 2019

wet stoink

An unfortunate case of the dreaded crusty earlobe syndrome, usually accompanied by a foul odor like that of pickled eggs

Yo Marry, take care of wet stoink before coming back to work tomorrow! That’s trifling!

by Bert Da Chimp January 31, 2018

old stoink

Is a woman that sleeps around.

Oh my god what's he doing with that old stoink !! She's already been with all of his mates and half of the local town!

by Montysky March 6, 2018

Stoink

A male who has a penis over 8 inches

Garrett "My girlfriend just cheated on me"
Frank "He was probably a stoink"

by sadcrux November 7, 2019